freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?
Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman [x]
A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora
A Slytherin uses a lockpick
A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down
A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.
I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me
Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
ariel’s revenge (x)
aurora is the queen bitch
Tiny bonsai like this is literal plant magic. I swear.
They call themselves “Guardians of the Galaxy”
What a bunch of a-holes
The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
this always gives me chills
I wanna visit!!!!